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“I know you like someone.” “Thut up, _____! I do not!” “Aww, c’mon Lisp King, there’s gotta be a girl out there who’s caught your eye. The red one, of course.” Sollux Captor glared at you through his bi-colored glasses. “I do not-I repeat, do not want a matethpiritthhip with anyone.” “Ah! Kismesis, then?” “No! Ugh, fine,” He stopped you before you could ask about the two others, “If-and that ith an exthtremely fucking large if-I wanted to be in a quadrant with anyone right now, it would be matethpirth.” “Hah! I knew it.” You yelle